Auditions (1978) – Vintage Bush, Bad Lighting, and No Plot in Sight
by Auditions (1978) is a softcore mockumentary directed by Harry Hurwitz and written by Charles Band, featuring nudity, vintage charm, and awkward moments.
The Galactus Trilogy (1966) – When Marvel Dropped Acid and Discovered God
The Galactus Trilogy (1966) introduces Galactus and the Silver Surfer in Marvel’s wildest cosmic arc yet. Read Lizzy’s first-time reactions and breakdown.
End of the World (1977) – Confusion, Clones, and Christopher Lee Looking Trapped
End of the World (1977) stars Christopher Lee and Sue Lyon in a jumbled sci-fi thriller with clones, aliens, and confusion. Read Lizzy’s full review.
Cinderella (1977) – Musical Beaver Jokes, Snapper Kingdoms, and Softcore Glory
Cinderella (1977) is a wild softcore musical comedy directed by Michael Pataki, featuring beaver jokes, catchy songs, and erotic fairy tale satire. Read Lizzy’s full review of this vintage cult classic.
Crash! (1976) – Voodoo, Fireballs, and Vehicular Vengeance Before It Was Cool
Lizzy’s Take: Christine, is that you? Nope—turns out Crash! did it first. If you’ve ever wanted to see a car fueled by voodoo rage, fireballs, …
Mansion of the Doomed (1976) – Eye Transplants, Daddy Issues, and Early Full Moon Chaos
Mansion of the Doomed (1976) is an early horror film from Full Moon icon Michael Pataki, featuring Richard Basehart and a pre-fame Lance Henriksen. Eye transplants, madness, and grotesque visuals abound—read Lizzy’s full review now.
Last Tango in Paris (1972) – A Dark Spiral into Grief and Toxicity
“Last Tango in Paris” (1972) is a haunting, controversial drama that explores grief, sex, and toxicity. After surviving “Last Foxtrot in Burbank,” I take a deep dive into the real film that inspired it. Read my review on The Lizzy Lens.
Last Foxtrot in Burbank (1973) – Charles Band’s Forgotten Fever Dream
“Last Foxtrot in Burbank” (1973) is Charles Band’s forgotten fever dream—a bizarre parody of Last Tango in Paris that trades drama for slapstick and Shakespearean sex puns. Is it a hidden gem or just cinematic chaos? Find out in this hilariously unfiltered review from The Lizzy Lens.